As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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