So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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