Whatcha textin bout Willis?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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