A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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