Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Damn victory sex feels great
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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