I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.