My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms