You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?