Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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