Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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