The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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