My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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