And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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