In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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