One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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