I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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