dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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