Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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