theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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