He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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