I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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