its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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