I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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