her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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