Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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