That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
