keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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