Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have fence marks all over my body
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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