Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i think i have two assholes
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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