Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just found a bag of teeth...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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