what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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