: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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