I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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