Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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