She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
