your room smells of hookers.
And success
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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