My nipple is on Facebook.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Hippo gnu deer
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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