Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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