Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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