WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We had sex on a dog bed..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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