i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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