Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i came on her dog
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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