I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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