We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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