Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
please don't ironically join a cult
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