wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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