I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I understand Curling. That high.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I AM VODKA MAN
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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