just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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