Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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