I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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