Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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