i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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