6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
