I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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