This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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