I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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