You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
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Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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